People On Twitter Are Sharing Their Worst Dating Experiences And They’re Hilariously Cringeworthy

quote tweet the worst date you've ever been on

— James Coston (@JamesCoston) September 19, 2017

"I only drink [Date's Name]'s Drink, I invented it myself"
*Date ordered [Date's Name]'s Drink and got mad when server had not heard of it* https://t.co/ISiJX36h46

— Mary Sue (@MarySueSays) September 20, 2017

My friend Pam wins this 1. She went to a hockey game. He brought his brother & when she went to the b'room, the game ended & they forgot her https://t.co/lqe6knBJcO

— Chris (@maize_rage) September 19, 2017

At a bowling alley, showed up 30 min late, didn't offer to order drinks b/c he had a Mike's Hard tallboy before. Quoted Big Lebowski nonstop https://t.co/MmJvz9mbbT

— Lindsey Kramer (@lindseyakramer) September 20, 2017

Went to a movie about Enrico Caruso & opera. He sang along. LOUD! Never went out again. https://t.co/yMSOFBjG7F

— pianobug (@pianobug) September 19, 2017

He called himself the king of lesbians and owned a crossfit gym… That he lived in. https://t.co/3niRMiCYNx

— Kelly (@KellyDotGov) September 19, 2017

Met a lady from Bumble and she physically cringed when she saw me. Fun next hour for sure. https://t.co/7WArtP7e7T

— Bray Riot (@BryanQuinn31) September 19, 2017

"I've never gone out with an average looking woman before…"

— Just Trudi (@Trudiagogo) September 20, 2017

Other than the ones where I found out mid-date dude was married? https://t.co/vINYeUOWX9

— Kacy Sager (@THESagerbomb) September 19, 2017

Went to a concert (got McDonald's before the show, classy) where he "ran into" his ex girlfriend & they disappeared together after 1st song https://t.co/FcRVt1DG9F

— Marielle (@Marielle922) September 19, 2017

Took her to a concert. Just as Bon Jovi comes on, she says “My boyfriend loves these guys.” https://t.co/nL65Sv1TEv

— Josh Guesman (@jguesman) September 19, 2017

My worst was a start to finish nightmare. But in a comical way I suppose. She suggested we meet at a bank. Calls me saying "where are you!?"

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

In a kind of annoyed tone. I reply "I'm at the bank. Where are you?" She says "oh I'm across the street at the gas station. Brt." -_-

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

Then she shakes my hand like we are entering a business deal and immediately starts walking up the street. Says she has a favourite pub.

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

She was almost my height (6'1") and walked incredibly fast. Out of breath trying to keep up but not pant while I talk. we get to the pub..

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

It's the sketchiest possible dive bar. Walk in the door and the bartender starts pouring her a wine before we even speak.

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

Her wine arrives and I order a beer. She immediately skulls it and it's gone before my beer arrives. Orders another one while I take 1st sip

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

We make small talk and then when her wine arrives she drains it again. I say "should I get another?" she says no cause she's buzzed.

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

So she suggests we go for a walk by the water to walk it off. Start walking and again have to try to keep up with a mild jog.

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

Out of nowhere she takes off her heels and says "sometimes I love to run." And I'm like "oh yeah? Running is cool…."

She starts running.

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

As she's fading in the distance I'm thinking "did she just bail on this date by running the fuck away!?"

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

I continue walking towards her at a normal pace as it was towards my apartment anyway. She gets about a mile away and turns back towards me.

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

Comes back completely out of breath and says "wow that was fun!" Turns towards the beach. Walks down to the sand while I'm in jeans/shoes.

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

She's wearing a dress that goes down to her ankles almost and just walks straight into the ocean to about waist deep. It's dark outside.

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

She comes out and is soaked and covered in sand. So we go to the feet washing station. She rinses off. But it's got an overhead bar shower..

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

So of course she jumps up and starts doing chin-ups in a crowded area. Crushes out probably 10 free weight fucking chin-ups.

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

Then immediately says "okay I should probably go home now."

I offer her a ride because I live only a few blocks away. Get to my car…

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

She says "oh you're a fucking douchebag. You drive a mustang?? You just wanted to show me your douche mobile."

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

I said "it's late and you live kind of far. Just saving you money on the cab. I can call you one if you'd prefer." Drive her anyway.

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

We get outside her place and she just sits there. Doesn't look at me. Doesn't get out. Staring straight ahead. I say "nice to meet you…"

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

And open my arms for a hug goodbye to initiate her leaving. She continues to sit for a second and then says "oh.. yeah I can hug you."

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017

As if I was the one that wanted and needed it. Then taps my back, gets out, and RUNS full speed in heels to her front door.

— Ryan of the internet (@MrRydiculous) September 19, 2017